Dan ku BERSENYUM dalam tangisan......

On Sunday, we (as in my Pusat Pengajian) had interviews for calon2 yang memohon untuk mengikuti our pengajian. This is the first that we conducted such interview. The reason being : we cannot tahan lagi mendapat students yang dapat brilliant STPM/Matrikulasi & Diploma results but sangat lah "bong" lagi "tong" lagi *******&%%#$^&))tooooooot)(**(%%#%^^*********

After the first round of interviews (Monday till today had some more), we sujud syukur and thanked God that we made the right decision to interview walaupun persiapan untuk interview (the kaedah, soalang bla bla bla) was gilaness and we perang2 to finally decided on something.


We had a few ultra brilliant ones that we doa cinta mereka tidak beralih arah and we had many "bongs" and "tongs" ones......


The grand dean put me in his panel so that he can keep his eye on me as in 'control' me supaya I tidak sama ada jatuh kerusi gelak golek2 or I sergah the calon to death. He did the right decision.

Okay - these are some of the potential university's students answers (am saying potential sebab kami tidak akan mengambil mereka but other pusat pengajian di USM or the many other IPTAs akan mengambil mereka sebab result mereka sangat brilliant HA HA HA HA HA :) Good luck people.......:)


Siapakah PM Malaysia?
Tun Razak bin Tun Hussein Onn!!!! (swear to God I almost jatuh kerusi and tutup mulut sepaara pengsan to avoid from gelak golek2!!!)

Siapakah PM Malaysia?
Pak Lah
Nama penuh PM Pak Lah ka?
Bukan. Nama penuh dia TUN DR ABDULLAH BADAWI
Betulka?
Ya- dia diberi Tun dan Dr selepas bersara. Betul kan? (the calon asked us......ha ha ha)

Who is the most popular world leader, currently?
OSAMA!

Kenapa anda mahu mengambil bidang ini?
Sebab saya suka bercakap :)

Ohhhh......many, many more kelakar seram...........

And on Friday I will be going to Kelantan to interview candidates from Pantai Timur.....imagine...imagine....imagine...am so looking forward to be injected with more humor :)

-CD Laura Ashley-

Kids say the sweetest & most thoughtful things......

Scenario : A family of three eating pizza, celebrating mom's day in the most modest way (and cepatest way, neber mind the cheapest way......:)

Conversation :

Mom : "Sorry kids, I am very tired today so we have to do with just pizza instead of going out for good dinner, on my day,".

Daughter (12yrs old) : "It is okay mummy as long as we get to celebrate mom's day with you".

Son (1o yrs old) : "Kesian Auntie A**** kan, dia tak sempat lagi jadi ibu,".

Mom : -jaw dropped la -........

Kannnnnn.......:)

Happy Mom's Day

• Happy Mom's Day to all my awesome frengs - never mind if you are a mom or otherwise as I know for a fact that all my badaks frengs and frengs of badak pernah membela kekanak dalam bentuk anak sedara, anak orang, anak ikang atau anak kucing. As long as you pernah bela some kind of living souls, you have mothered someone and hence, you can be legally considered as a "mom".

• Labels are just labels. And we know that for a fact.

• I am myself not a mom, will never be a mom and probably not fit to be one.

• Kanak2 Kak Long once asked me "ngah, how come there is no auntie day?" to which I answered "I donno,". And they said, "never mind, we shall have one and we will draw you a card, ok". I was so touched because they do think of my wellbeing - and coming from kanak2.........

• I never expect people to wish me Happy Mom's Day as again, I am not one. But today, I did receive one. From a total stranger and that left me stunned.

• We had our admission entry interviews today. After one session, one of the female candidate walked to me, flashed a sweet smile and said "Selamat Hari Ibu, Puan". I was dumbfounded. I must have looked like a mother to her. Never mind. The sweet and thoughtful gestures left a big mark in my little heart. When you least expect, a stranger comes along and touch your heart in a very big way. And that really meant a lot when you are beginning to lose faith in the human race.....God knows best. Ameen
  

• -CD Laura Ashley-